Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Angry Hotel Guest Who Was Too Late To Breakfast

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Jun 16, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

Karen is oh, so ready for hot girl summer! On summer vacation, she expects only the best for herself and her sweet cherub children. No incompetent managers or employees will get in her way - and she'll make sure they don't get in your way either. This week's advice column covers angry hotel guests and confused jaywalkers. Think you have better advice for our readers than Karen? We doubt it, but let us know in the comments anyways. 

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    Purple - /// "Dear Karen.. An advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis CHEEZ cake A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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    Hat - Dear Karen.. I came to the dining hall at my hotel at 10:30 AM, only to be told that they close at 10 AM on a daily basis. The kitchen offered me leftover food, but I refused. It wasn't about the food - it was about the dining %3 experience! Why isn't breakfast offered at breakfast hours?! - Hotel Motel
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    Organism - Dear Hotel Motel, You're paying for premium service at a hotel. As a guest, you should be able to have breakfast whenever you 88 please. If they refuse to let you in next time, push past the kitchen staff, barrel through the doors, and plop yourself down...
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    Organism - Remember that you're a guest, and therefore, you run the show. After you enjoy a 88 hearty breakfast, ask to speak to the manager to recommend that the dining hall be open at all times, considering people dine at different times. - Karen
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    Sleeve - Dear Karen.. I was crossing the street the other day when a car almost hit me. The driver had a serious case of road rage, honking his horn and demanding to know why I didn't cross safely on the crosswalk. As the pedestrian, I had the right of way. How should I have handled this? - Just A Pedestrian
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    Sleeve - Dear Just A Pedestrian, How dare he have the 88 audacity to yell at you when he clearly has no idea how to drive? Instead of fighting with this maniac, you should have called the police to confiscate his license...
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    Organism - After all, you'd be saving lives by getting him off the road. He might have had the common sense to drive off before you 88 call the police, and if that were to happen, simply take a picture of his license plate. Now you know exactly what to do next time. Best of luck. - Karen
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    Eyelash - Dear Karen.. I was so excited for a couple of days off from work, only to discover that a summer youth group is in the rooms next to mine at the hotel. They haven't made any noise yet, but knowing teens, I know they'll make noise eventually, and I can't have noise. I need my Zen. I've waited for my vacay days too long. - Need My Beauty Sleep
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    Purple - Dear Need My Beauty Sleep, Based on how much noise they produce, you'd think 88 that teens came from the actual underworld. And don't get me started on all the alcohol and drugs that follow them around. You need a new room immediately...
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    Organism - If you've already spoken to the manager at the front desk and it hasn't helped, you need to take matters into your own hands. Start making loud noises in the dead of night. Play them at their own game. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. - Karen
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